A slow smile slides into place as he looks between them with a glance like their awkwardness is a tennis match. Where have the Cool Guys(TM) from five minutes ago gone?
Steve taps his chocolate bar against his chest. ]
I want to stop passing out all the time after each of you numbskulls has a sip of Chateau Harrington, so after I eat these snacks you're going to be feeding together from now on. One on each side.
[ He unwraps and munches his chocolate bar. ]
Maybe then you'll both feel better about passing the sippycup around.
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A slow smile slides into place as he looks between them with a glance like their awkwardness is a tennis match. Where have the Cool Guys(TM) from five minutes ago gone?
Steve taps his chocolate bar against his chest. ]
I want to stop passing out all the time after each of you numbskulls has a sip of Chateau Harrington, so after I eat these snacks you're going to be feeding together from now on. One on each side.
[ He unwraps and munches his chocolate bar. ]
Maybe then you'll both feel better about passing the sippycup around.